this Alex Day kid makes reading Twilight a fairly enjoyable experience. it’s like Cliff Notes meets Mystery Science Theater 3000.
I admit to being curious about this book, since it clearly sucks and yet has achieved massive success. There is not way I would read this. Ever. At any point in my life. And yes, I spent 7 years as a teenaged girl, and 3-4 prior to that as a tween… which are the supposed TARGET AUDIENCE for this… But now, in my late 20s, Alex Day has read it to me, and now I have confirmation: it sucks.
You want vampires? Buffy. Blade. Forever Knight. Anne Rice. Bram Stoker. Hunger. Even fucking Underworld. But never Twilight.
