Why I love bats
I LOVE BATS
JUST LOOK AT THEM
BEING ALL HAPPY AND SHIT LIKE
I GOTS THE WATERMELON
LOOK AT ME BEIN’ A BATRITO
THEY’RE SO FUCKING CUTE
AND THEIR WINGS ARE SO PRETTY
AND LOOK AT THEIR LITLLE FACES
AND THEIR WEIRD LITTLE NOSES
AND THEIR LITTLE CLAWS
AND THE AWKWARD WAY THEY WALK
DOESN’T THAT JUST MAKE YOU FUCKING MELT?
I JUST MET YOU … AND THIS IS CRAZY … BUT HERE’S MY-
YOU’RE SINGING IT AGAIN! SHUT UP!
WHAT ARE YOU? ARE YOU COFFEE?
DON’T TALK TO ME IF YOU’RE NOT COFFEE.
NO, I MEAN IT. GO BECOME COFFEE OR FUCK OFF.
11:03AM GMT 31 Oct 2008
Staff believe that the octopus called Otto had been annoyed by the bright light shining into his aquarium and had discovered he could extinguish it by climbing onto the rim of his tank and squirting a jet of water in its direction.
The short-circuit had baffled electricians as well as staff at the Sea Star Aquarium in Coburg, Germany, who decided to take shifts sleeping on the floor to find out what caused the mysterious blackouts.
A spokesman said: “It was a serious matter because it shorted the electricity supply to the whole aquarium that threatened the lives of the other animals when water pumps ceased to work.
“It was on the third night that we found out that the octopus Otto was responsible for the chaos.
“We knew that he was bored as the aquarium is closed for winter, and at two feet, seven inches Otto had discovered he was big enough to swing onto the edge of his tank and shoot out the 2000 Watt spot light above him with a carefully directed jet of water.”
Director Elfriede Kummer who witnessed the act said: “We’ve put the light a bit higher now so he shouldn’t be able to reach it. But Otto is constantly craving for attention and always comes up with new stunts so we have realised we will have to keep more careful eye on him - and also perhaps give him a few more toys to play with.
“Once we saw him juggling the hermit crabs in his tank, another time he threw stones against the glass damaging it. And from time to time he completely re-arranges his tank to make it suit his own taste better - much to the distress of his fellow tank inhabitants.”
This is one smart octopus.
No but for real though
scientists have theorized that if the octopus had a longer life span, they would create underwater civilizations THAT IS HOW SMART THEY ARE
JUGGLING THE HERMIT CRABS
Also, ohmygod TURN THAT FUCKING LIGHT OFF. It’s not bad enough you have him in there, you have to taunt him too? He’s not throwing rocks at the glass cause he’s bored; he’s doing it so he can come and fucking kill you.