Manhattan, Monday after: situation normal. 

Surrounding areas: fairly farked.

(Source: thisfoodwillmakeyoujizz)

Coffee Porn of the Day: The folks at The Pulp & The Bean in Brooklyn are brewing up something extra special. Nine extra, to be exact.

Called the “Dieci” (Italian for 10), the Crown Heights coffeehouse’s newest novelty drink contains 10 shots of espresso. According to owner Tony Fisher, “[i]t’s 20 ounces of just thunder.”

From the NYDN:

“It’s never been done before,” Fisher said. “It just dawned on me that people really love espresso, so why not just give them a cup full of espresso?”

He drinks 10 cups a day of regular coffee yet couldn’t quite make it through a full cup of his concoction in one sitting.

“I drank a third of it. I’m still spinning,” he said.

Alcohol sold separately.

[nydn.]

via thedailywhat

(Source: thedailywhat)

It’s pretty much my favorite animal. It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed… bred for its skills in magic. 

fuckyeahoctopi:

Octopus chandeliers by Adam Wallacavage

Submitted by helephant

thedailywhat:

Testimony of the Day: 4chan founder Christopher “Moot” Poole recently took the stand at the behest of Federal prosecutors to identify records that linked 4chan user David Kernell to the hacking of Sarah Palin’s e-mail account in 2008.

The Smoking Gun managed to get its hands on court documents which show Moot’s testimony to be as lulzy as expected.

[moneyries.]

(via girlsgotafacelikemurder)

UK telcos have been using ferrets to inspect and lay new broadband cable.

thedailywhat:

DIY of the Day: Wooly Willy gets a serious upgrade courtesy of IKEA and Instructables member noahw.

Complete with modern styling, coffee table functionality, cooperative drawing and a super sized drawing surface, this Wooly Willy coffee table is completely one of a kind and totally rad!

Build your very own table-sized Wooly Willy by following noahw’s simple instructions. Then kindly ship your finished project to me for inspection. And keeping.

Thanks.

[instructables.]